Good things do indeed come in threes. Here are three signs spotted locally, recently, and double-takingly.
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| The Shameless Commerce Division working at full capacity right here in my own neighborhood. |
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| If this gate is to remain locked at all times--is it really a gate? Wouldn't that make it just a fence? How could you ever go through it? |
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| Is this a command to make ducks happy? Or does somebody just really want some ducks? |
